As Expected, An Absolute Crock Of Merde

After months  of lies, equivocation, deception and betrayal the Prime Minister has finally unveiled the plan her Remoaner Elves have been hammering away at with their Brussels bum-chums all the time while the supposed Brexit secretary and all the rest have been indulging in their little game of charades, with their pathetic simulacrum of good old-fashioned biff-bash negotiation while the real work was going on in the murky, fetid underworld of Whitehall’s political sewers.

It has been obvious since Chequers that betrayal was in the air, but frankly now we are faced with it it is still hard to grasp the dreadful extent of Mrs May’s accomplishment.

On the one hand it has been the most shamefully incompetently handled nego-surrender of all time, which has led to a “deal” which in the vanishingly unlikely event it passes through Parliament, I can only imagine will be signed at Versailles where there is a special railway carriage kept for just such occasions.  AEP in the Telegraph has understandably compared it to Austria’s famous ultimatum to the Serbs in 1914, an irresistible parallel which had occurred to me as well.  At all events the behaviour of the EU is coming to resemble more and more the last days of that doomed empire.

Or possibly it has been the cunningest of cunning plans conjured up by Mrs May in her hitherto unsuspected guise as chess Grand Master, to eat up the time with useless activity, keep her remoaner civil service and the EU occupied digging diplomatic holes and filling them up again all the time working to a conclusion which is the only way a fractious parliament can possibly be united over Brexit, which is in appalled disgust at her pretend proposals, thus assuring a good clean Brexit and all the rest of that good stuff.

Can it really be?

No sentient being could possibly imagine that what she has cobbled together is really a good or acceptable deal.

Equally I find it hard to believe that this ex-failed home secretary would be capable of dreaming up let alone bring to a conclusion such a subtle plot.  Mind you on her side she has the descendents of the people who managed DOUBLE CROSS, so perhaps she has played a blinder?

Only time will tell.

Decline And Fall

I was reading an excellent article (as usual) by Rod Liddle in the Speccy in which he descibes the outcome of a ladies cycle race in Canada or somewhere which was won by a self-declared “lady” with a beard and, as far as we can tell, bollocks.

Rod voices the question we are all asking:

this narcissistic idiot’s fragile sensibilities are totally indulged by the authorities, infuriating his female competitors and making a mockery of the sport. How did we get to this stage, where a shrill but microscopically tiny percentage of the population get to have things their way, to the detriment of everybody else?

Obviously like any sane person,  I agree with him 110%.

However, I can’t help thinking that the whole point about civilization is that it is unnatural. The most civilised societies in the world care for their weaker members, look after the environment, save dogs that are stuck on pallets floating down rivers and what have you.

Therefore in a sense all this LGTBDFRDHSLUYGSYTQWERTY crap is an inevitable consequence of deliberately going against nature taken to the nth degree, but who are we to decide which degree civilization should be taken to?

The whole open borders immigration schtuck, that which the Italians describe as “Buonismo” (roughly translated as “Virtue signalling become public policy”) is the same.

It is as though civilization had a built in sell-date, which we in the west are now approaching. What happens after that is not clear, but I’ve stock piled Johnny Walker, tinned food and ammo and intend to sit it out from my hill top fastness.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

There is a tale for our times in the miss-named Torygraph this morning… a shocking crime has been reported:

She gave her a bear hug and the defendant pushed her hips towards her with such force that the complainant could feel his penis,” said Miss Dangerfield.

Disgraceful!!

What you need to remember is that the “defendant” mentioned is a repeat sex offender and rapist who identifies as a woman and as a consequence has been remanded to a women’s jail, as you do.

One there this individual (notice the careful phrasing!) resumed these same activities with the female inmates.

Unsurprisingly.

However, it is quite clearly outragous that this put upon inmate refers to her agressor as a “he” despite the fact that that person (phrasing!) had self-identified as a woman.

How dare she!  There’ll be trouble.

As for the prison service responsible for this absurd situation which is obviously rotten from the justice minister downwards:

“We apologise sincerely”

Jesus fucking wept.

Never Play Chicken With The Village Idiot

Many moons ago on a drink fuelled cricket tour to Malta, one of the company came out with the pearl of wisdom which forms our title today.  It’s a miracle I can remember it!

Muttered sagely at strategic intervals, I like to think it conveys an attractive blend of worldliness, wisdom and humour.

The Brexit process is itself becoming a bit of a game of chicken, and the village idiot, unfortunately, in this case, is us; or rather Mrs May’s cabinet.

I rarely bother reading newspaper stories on the subject any more but just occasionally do just to keep vaguely abreast of what they are saying, however divorced that might be from reality.

Hence today’s story in the Mail in which we read that a certain Greg Clark (no, me neither) has incurred the wrath of the mis-named European Research Group (they don’t seem to have researched anything, except doubtless some agreeable watering holes around town) and is accused of inciting businesses who might be concerned about the consequences of the government’s abysmal handling of the situation, to make their fears known.

Given that the Government’s current course, if not changed, will lead to very substantial and wholly unnecessary damage to the economy and to the businesses concerned it seems to me he is acting quite reasonably.

It is beyond belief that people are still blathering on about Max Fac and Customs cooperation.  It has been obvious for months these are wholly spurious red herrings.

From where we are now the only sensible course of action is to apply to join EFTA/EEA for what should turn out to be the transition period.

The ignorant lunatics of the ERG and JRM wing of the tory party decry this as BRINO or a soft brexit, whereas in reality it is a perfectly sufficient Brexit which gets us moving in the right direction without bringing down the cataclysm of the original Project Fear upon us.

I suppose it is still possible that this is the result May is wobbling towards, much as I wobbled towards my hotel room after 8 pints of beer, 4 G&Ts and a bottle of wine at dinner in Malta.

But chicken is not a game without consequences.

The hangover after a no deal Brexit will require something stronger than an aspirin.

 

UPDATE 

This morning there is a similar story in the Telegraph, which would seem to have been written by Nick Timothy, architect of Mrs May’s disastrous election campaign, and serial idiot of the first water.

It looks as if the lunatic fringe is now panicking, desperately leaking and briefing their own version of project fear, presumably trying to head off any EEA-type solution.  Quite why they should want to is another question.

 

Aaaaaaaagggghhhh For Fuck’s Sake

The Telegraph is carrying a story which is is so symptomatic of the sad depths to which parts of the infantilised world of so-called Academe have fallen:

The University of Exeter’s careers service sent out an email which included a quote from Erwin Rommel, the World War Two Nazi general also known as the Desert Fox.

For any millenials who might be reading who have not heard of the second World War, they helpfully remind us that:

Rommel was one of the most senior members of the Nazi war machine.

Our curiosity is then sated as to the scandalous  contents of this quote :

“One cannot permit unique opportunities to slip by for the sake of trifles.”

Rather good actually and is genuinely good advice for people who like poor old Rommel are struggling to achieve miracles whilst held back by a severely hidebound bureaucracy and a certifiably mental leader.

The usual pathetic, craven apology naturally follows:

A spokesman from the Exeter University said: “This was a genuine error and in no way intentional, however we apologise unreservedly for any offence it may have caused, and have put additional processes in place to ensure this doesn’t happen again.”

The implication is therefore that any sentence that might have been used by a Wehrmacht General is therefore Verboten.  If his little aphorism had made some disgusting remark about gassing Jews or starving Kulaks their position would be entirely understandable.  But that is not the case here.  This might have been taken from any book on achieving success in any field of life.

The next quote given on the site whence this would seem to have been lifted is this:

War makes extremely heavy demands on the soldier’s strength and nerves. For this reason, make heavy demands on your men in peacetime exercises

In other words, “Train hard fight easy” – might have been written by the Royal MArine Commandos…

The one before is not bad as well:

The art of concentrating strength at one point, forcing a breakthrough, rolling up and securing the flanks on either side, and then penetrating like lightning deep into his rear, before the enemy has time to react

simply describing the principle of the “Schwerpunkt”.  And nothing but good tactical sense.

On tactics he was pretty sound, on strategy perhaps less so (why did he waste precious time and fuel occupying a huge empty stretch of desert which just left his supply lines hopelessly extended for no material gain?).

Here’s a good one “Amateurs talk tactics, professionals talk logistics” – if Rommel said that then presumably I have to apologise and take my website down, but fortunately it seems to have originated at West Point so that’s all right!

How fucking absurd is that?

And then, dulcis in fondo, (jesus, who said that? if it was Caesar is that ok?  I mean he murdered two million Gauls but perhaps that’s ok because he wasn’t a Nazi, but he was surely right wing so he must have been a bad guy, right? – oh My Golly I’m so confused) we get the true measure of Exeter Uni Careers’ Service:

The spokesman said the University of Exeter staff member who selected the quote did not know who Rommel was, and the information was taken from a free-to-use website.

This is a fucking University, for fucks’ sake, and their researcher has never heard of Rommel?  Christ on a fucking bike.  I mean, REALLY?

The March to One World Government, Part 94

It has been inceasingly obvious for years that the UN has become an embryonic world government.  UN “rapporteurs” (the fact that they use a French word to describe them says it all really) roam the civilized world rooting out institutional racism (in what are, objectively, the least racist societies in history) and appalling relative poverty amongst the widescreen owning benfit claiming underclasses.

They hold summits, conferences and conventions on “climate change”, flying there in their 1st class cabins (for the oiks) and private jets (for the real grand panjandrums) and lecturing us all about how filling our car should cost more or how our choice of foreign holiday is killing coral or something.

In many ways they represent the end point of Gramsci’s “March through the institutions” – they are to a fault impeccable cultural marxists, and they have positioned themselves to take over the world.

It could be argued that Britain’s likely failure to leave the EU as a result of May’s bungling (or possibly treachery) is actually irrelevant because we won’t be voting to leave the UN anytime soon, and the EU looks pretty democratic compared to the UN.

And unsurprisingly really in view of the above, the UN has now decreed that European societies should anyway no longer have the right to exist:

“during the presentation of the report on the management of migration processes… The UN, led by António Guterres, wants to manage and influence migration…Europe and the entire Western World must prepare for the flood of Africans…Currently, nearly 1,3 billion people live in Africa, and by the end of this century there will be 350% more, or 4,4 billion… It is obvious that the continent, whose inhabitants are not able to feed themselves, let alone achieve an adequate level of urbanization and industrialization, cannot cope with such a sharp demographic increase. The UN therefore came up with the idea of resettling Africans to Europe and highly developed countries on other continents…At the end of 2016, just after his election as UN Secretary General, António Guterres said: “We must convince Europeans that migration is inevitable and that multiethnic and multireligious societies create wealth”…the goal set…is to promote migration, give it a legal framework and manage it globally…The “Making Migration Work for All” report,  says in no uncertain terms that nation-states are to cease to exist. The document says that migration would be beneficial to everyone…

We are told time and again by the usual suspects – the BBC, politicians of all stripes, Big Charity – that the benefits of mass immigration are legion, that it is in any case inevitable and even necessary to liven up our aging demographics.  This is frequently reported alongside stories of violent crime and aggression committed disproportionately by people who wouldn’t be here if it was not for uncontrolled mass immigration.

We see a police force rechristened (or should that be renamed? wouldn’t want to offend anybody, would we, you can be locked up nowadays for offending the wrong kind of people) the “police service” turning a blind eye to mass rape of young girls by groups of perverts (of a certain religion) while simultaneously perverting the course of justice by withholding evidence from defence lawyers for other less favoured accused rapists, some of whose lives have been ruined as a consequence.

The reality of uncontrolled mass immigration to the West, is depressed wages and worse working conditions for our own indigenous poorer classes, and increased crime, violence and a general breakdown of trust.

Meanwhile in Italy we see hundreds of thousands of young fit looking black men spending their days drinking beer and riding around on bicycles (both beer and bicycles provided courtesy of the Italian tax payer).  The irony of being being lectured by smug Germans on their spendthrift ways while struggling to deal with a problem to a large extent created by German policy is not lost on the Italians.

The idea that the immigration seen to date is:

a) only the start, and

b) the solution to a problem rather than the problem itself

is a rather hard sell to these folk.

These same long suffering Italian taxpayers are footing the bill for security at this week’s meeting in Turin of the Bilderberg Group.  It is too easy to sound like a tinfoil hatted conspiracy theorist when talking about these globalist organisations which is probably why so many people who should know better make no attempt to hold them to account.  But it is clear that there is a whole nexus of people of influence, with vast resources at their disposal who have a clear agenda of globalisation.

The outcomes are increasingly clearly going to include:

  1. ever increasing migration and the subduing of governments and populations who try to resist that
  2. a continuous flow of lawmaking and sovereignty away from democratically elected governments to suprenational bodies, and the bullying of populations who protest

The unspeakable truth is that people want to live in countries ruled by white people – that is always the direction of flow.  But the trouble is that when they get there they try to make them more like the shitholes they left behind.

And the frightening truth, for anybody concerned about human civilization, is that the UN’s mission is to help them do that.

Welby Jumps The Shark

The Arch Bish of Cant (careful how you pronounce that) considers that the EU is humanity’s greatest achievement since the Roman Empire.

It is to him:

the greatest dream realised for human beings since the fall of the Western Roman Empire

This is a ridiculous intervention on several levels.

Primarily it is plainly quite stupid for a man in his position to make sweeping statements about matters of contemporary politics which are quite so remotely detached from spiritual considerations.  I don’t recall the noble bish being quite so loquacious on the subject of the Irish referendum abortion (sorry I got those words the wrong way around) where it could legitimately be argued that there is a fairly obvious moral aspect where guidance informed by God’s wisdom and infinite goodness might very well be appreciated.

On the other hand the Bish’s understanding of international commercial and treaty law and convention is probably even less than the abysmal standard set by members of cabinet, the HoL, the press and the BBC to name but some.

For this reason alone a period of silence on his part would be most welcome.

And then there is the mindbogglingly fatuous idiocy of his comment.  The last 200 years have seen the greatest increase in human well being in history.   Economic, religious and political freedom and democracy for all are paid at least lip service in virtually the entire world and in vast swathes of the world are, to a reasonable approximation, also real.

Diseases that in living memory killed millions of babies and other innocents are now treatable and in some cases have been wiped from the face of the earth.

The bish might argue that microbes are God’s creations as well but I don’t think that is what he meant.

People are happier, richer, healthier and live longer, more fulfilling lives than ever in history, thanks to these now widespread freedoms.

But all this counts for nothing compared to the sclerotic, anti democratic, freedom-killing monster that Brussles has become?

I have rarely heard anything more idiotic.

 

 

 

The Non-existent Irish Problem And May’s Treachery

The poor old Grauniad is not un-relieved crap and today for instance in the much maligned (and generally, rightly so) CiF section there is a thoughtful and robustly written contribution by Sean Walsh.

Essentially his point is that the whole so-called Irish border problem which is convulsing the UK cabinet and has been for weeks is so much hot air.  The IRA is not going to relight their nasty campaign of murder, intimidation and vandalism for the simple reason that the only reason they signed up to the Belfast agreement in the first place was that they were beaten militarily, mainly thanks to diligent and courageous police and intelligence work over many years.

In fact viewed from the lofy heights of Castello Italicus the whole imbroglio is very suggestive of the true facts on the ground.  The mechanism by which May was manouvred into number 10 by the EU Commission is not yet clear, but there is no doubt in my mind that she has been well and truly nobbled.  Her persistence with the insane proposal for a customs partnership is proof of that.  As is the complete failure to engage with reality, and propose an EEA/EFTA transition period.  In this scenario we would be out of the Customs Union, out of the EU, but with good access to the single market much as have Norway and Switzerland.  It is no coincidence that they are the richest nations in Europe.

The precise details would need to be ironed out such as EU migration and so on, but this would be a situation which any PM worth her salt could sell to back benchers and the electorate, rgardless of how they voted in 2016.  Damage to the economy would be minimised, and despite all the shit talked about fax diplomacy (which is simply a lie, as has been pointed out by Dr North on several million occasions) would be safely negated by the truth.

The current bollocks and counter bollocks arguments, so strongly reminiscent of arguing about how many angels can dance on a pin head,  serve only to make the whole issue seem impossible and can best be understood as a Continuity Project Fear (to continue with the IRA meme).  Orchestrated by Brussels, with the collaboration of senior members of the civil service.

My gut feeling is that the EEA/EFTA rabbit is straining to be pulled out of the hat but Brussels via Mrs May’s team won’t allow that.

And on the Irish border question the answer is simply do nothing.  We the UK won’t put up hard border posts.  If the Irish do under instructions from Brussels then that is their problem.  In other words stand our ground, turn the problem round.  And she won’t do that either.

It is clear to me that May is acting under instructions from Brussels.  It is quite possible that Cameron’s over-hasty departure after losing was prompted by having received curt instructions from Brussels to “Fix It Or Else” and as a reasonably honourable though dim individual he opted to leave it to someone else.

May’s conduct is explicable only by this theory.

 

 

Man Overboard!

We learn from the Mail that the nationally revered RNLI seems to have taken some of the same lousy medecine that the National Trust, the BBC, etc etc ad infi-fucking-nitum have been mainlining on for the last 20 years:

Whitby RNLI crewman Ben Laws … and his junior workmate Joe Winspear … were allegedly sacked over the phone on Tuesday. The pair are reported to have swapped ‘jokey’ tea mugs for Secret Santa presents. One featured Mr Winspear’s head superimposed on a naked woman’s body … When a senior female member of staff found them at the headquarters in North Yorkshire … their jobs were brought into question.

So two brave, public spirited  men, accustomed as volunteers to risk their lives to save the necks of others in deadly conditions in the North Sea, have been sacked (by phone of course as is the way these days) for exchanging as private gifts, mugs adorned with images similar to those we see in every tabloid and frequently even in TV adverts?

The inevitable has happened as their doughty cremates have made manifest their righteous disgust by:

sparking resignations from four of their colleagues navigator Steve Boocock , helmsman Martyn Cairns  and trainees Neil Cook and Simon Rhodes 

I’ve nothing against women (hell, (fucking hell actually) I’m married to one) but it is entirely predictable that themanager who made this bold step was a woman, who we can safely assume couldn’t steer a boat from one side of a puddle to the other.

What is it about us Anglos that we seem hell bent on sacrificing everything that is worthwhile about our country at the altar of this obessesive and wholly misguided political correctness/virtue signalling/cultural marxism?

It would never happen in Russia or in China and wouldn’t have happened in the Raj or in 1950’s America.

Let’s wait and see.  It wuld be easy to say that it is these little signs that give away a terminal cultural decline.  However these are early days for this story and it might yet be that the general outcry among the genuinely righteous of this country (white van man and his wife) the wonderful organisation that is the RNLI night yet row back on this insanity which would be a sign of hope.

I bloody hope so, I am so fed up of being a depressed, cynical and right.

Something Must Be Done

London famously has overtaken New York for murders.

The mayor, a nasty incompetent little man has decided, doubtless with the assistance of Mrs Dick (the name alone is a guarantee) the head of the metropolitan police, that given that the nationwide gun ban has been such a roaring success (…ahem) that a ban on kitchen knives will be even more successful!

From Zero Hedge:

This hyperbolic response by politicians who desperately need to be seen as doing something, comes in the wake of a growing number of stabbings since Britain outlawed guns altogether. While Britain can now boast, as Piers Morgan[*] famously did in his interview with Alex Jones, that they were only about 30 gun murders in Britain in the year prior, British politicians failed to notice that crime continues to happen, just through different means. It became clear when Britain’s crime stats were put up against those of gun toting New Yorkers.

*Cunt

At a time when the government are desperate to encourage people to cook at home and eat more veg it is obviously deeply ironic that they are at the same time looking to outlaw the essential iten required to do just that, the most useful tool ever invented.  But these cunts don’t do irony.

Shortly after London Mayor Sadiq Kahn’s city-wide ban on knives, The Express had reported that one of Scotland’s leading doctors has called for a ban on “killer” kitchen knives.

In a separate story, we read in the Mail that Rome fans, trying hard one assumes to ingratiate themselves with the local citizenry, have attacked liverpudlians with hammers and belts.

Are they now going to try and ban the second and third most useful inventions ever?

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